stayy0ungandwild:

2016 is going to be a wild year. Gucci Mane gets released from prison and it’s an election year. We all know what I’m thinking. 

(via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

robinnnnnnnnnnn:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

I actually would marry Chris Pratt, even more of a fact.

(via gatsbygal)

You come over here out of the blue and tell me you’re leaving me for someone else and you have the nerve to expect graciousness?

(Source: doyouevenfilm, via sublimecinema)

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via bitchybillionaire)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

Nicki Minaj shining a light on the differences on acceptable sexuality from white women and black women.

Spill that tea

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sixpenceee:

Koko the gorilla, is a female gorilla who is able to understand more than 1000 signs on the the American Sign Language system and over 2000 words of spoken English. 

Koko had a pet kitten, which she received on her birthday on July 1984. It was noted that Koko cared for that kitten as if it were a little baby gorilla. The kitten one day escaped from Koko’s cage and was hit by a car.

When she was told of what happened, this is how she responded.

It was also noted that afterwards she made weeping sounds like a human.

You can watch the full video here

And for anyone whose interested in animal language, here’s an interesting article on researchers translating chimp language

(via roger-sterlings-lsd-trip)

tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

(Source: theanunnakiconnection, via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

owlmylove:

whenever i’m sad i like to imagine what possible crime Steve Irwin’s ancestor committed to warrant him being sent to Australia like some Victorian gentleman escorting a lady to the zoo past the crocodile enclosure and going “do you see that great wyrm sunning itself there? quite a striking creature, is it not? I do believe I shall engage it in fisticuffs.” 

(via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

katemiddletons:

The Duchess of Cambridge is a fucking weirdo and I love it

(via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

childhoodgames:

my dog is getting scared of the storm so he’s hiding in the cat basket

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YOU’RE NOT A CAT

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YOU DON’T EVEN FIT IN IT

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(via confessions-of-a-sugarbaby)

hylianears:

micdotcom:

Canadian music festival takes huge step against Native appropriation

Follow micdotcom 

From their announcement:

For various reasons, Bass Coast Festival is banning feathered war bonnets, or anything resembling them, onsite. Our security team will be enforcing this policy.

We understand why people are attracted to war bonnets. They have a magnificent aesthetic. But their spiritual, cultural and aesthetic significance cannot be separated.

Bass Coast Festival takes place on indigenous land and we respect the dignity of aboriginal people. We have consulted with aboriginal people in British Columbia on this issue and we feel our policy aligns with their views and wishes regarding the subject. Their opinion is what matters to us.

(via prettypeonie)

johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: jamesbabeshaw, via thelazystrippers)

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